Halo 3 - Written by Tony on Wednesday, November 7, 2007 11:29 - 60 Comments

The First Halo 3 "5-Star General"

Halo 3: 5 Star GeneralAccording to the internet, this is the very first Halo 3 fanboy to reach the impossible status of 5-Star General. Unfortunately, he/she is a big, fat cheater!

“Whoa! You can’t just call somebody a cheater without proof!”

That’s another great feature of bungie.net and all the Halo 3 stat tracking – They’re always watching you!

If you look close at this dude’s bungie.net profile, you can see that he’s played over 5400 games! Maybe he’s some rich kid with no job and no life right? Well, maybe… But check out all the dates and game times – He’s playing a game every 3 minutes.

Cheater Social DoublesMost gamers last more than three minutes right? — (Oops! Little Halo 3 humor for ya!)

Seriously… Most games last more than three minutes right? As you can see his games are very, very short. He’s starting new multiplayer matches just 2 minutes after the previous match… Is this guy using a bot to click the A button over an over? How can he do that? He and a buddy starting a game and then ending them immediately? There’s 200 pages of games like this. (click photo for larger view)

Halo 3 Cheater PreviewAnd it gets worse. In the image to the left, you’ll see that most of the games are less than 10 seconds! And end with zero kills. Wow that’s a lot of work just to get the highest rank in Halo 3. Way too much work for me. Me = lazy

No matter what your stance is on cheating, you’ve got to appreciate the determination and focus this guy has. (And obvious lack of a social life)

Update: More info revealed on 5 Star General

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G4G4Z2T
Nov 29, 2007 8:09

Wtf? I think, when he goes to work he just turns his bot on an when he is back home he plays for himself…
But i am wondering how he managed it to end the games every 10 secs and not losing EP.

HEAK KICK
Dec 3, 2007 15:20

The best part of guys like this, is owning them in public forum. I spanked a General the other day, and I’m a second grade Commander. Shouldn’t have happened, but……
It lets us know who faked their ranks.

xapocalyptic
Dec 3, 2007 16:09

he probably has friends who just quit after he gets the first kill

zLORD HIDEOUSz
Dec 5, 2007 16:58

This guy is full of garbage! There is no way that you could go like 200 straight games without losing somewhere! Everyone loses at least once in while. It just happens! But the best part of all this is getting to own them in the games! Stupid cheating morons! Take a lap. Your feeble skills are no match for the powers of the darkside!

ickytrax
Dec 12, 2007 13:12

Its just sad that real players are putting in real work to get real results… Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

demented nachos
Dec 22, 2007 15:10

lardass cheater nogood rotten loser!!

obviouskiller69
Dec 23, 2007 20:18

yo guys i looked at his service record and he has a person on w/ a guest always in his social playlist.these are usuall low ass recruit acccounts. why would he do this? b/c when one of them quit, they both quit and in social doubles, that means that project timez will win. it takes forever sure, but all you have to do is keep pushing start A start A. he probably has a bot to do tht 4 him and his friend

Anonymous
Dec 25, 2007 21:51

the guy is dam good tho…47 untouchables and a killionaire??? cant cheat those stats…but still has no life thats for sure

Anonymous
Dec 29, 2007 11:34

00:08:32 is 8 minutes and 32 seconds, not 8 seconds and 32 miliseconds… altho, im not saysing hes not cheating. cuz i still think its impossible to get that rank without cheating somehow. And true to the guy above me…47 untouchables…jeez

Anonymous
Dec 31, 2007 17:31

He Goes Into Social Doubles and gets the other team to quit so his team wins instantly. Check His Previous game stats the other team both say DNF(Did Not Finish). And Its just as easy get the other team to let him kill them 15 times and not kill him to get the 47 perfections. But He has to good at thegame to get the highed=st skill to 50.

whitewarior13
Jan 5, 2008 4:15

well if u look to the guy his promotions ?
he started on 25 september 2007 recruit. then on saterday 20 october 2007 he is a general and has 600 xp. then on monday 22 october 2 days later he has 1200 xp ? wtf impossible in 2 days now he is a general 2. then on saterday 27 october 2500 xp then 5 november 2007 he has 5000 xp this guy cant have so much xp. or he must play every day ?
yesterday i saw the same shit a general 5 star he was playing rumble pit with 3 other friends al generals. but rumble is only 6 people sow what they do is all in a party go in – no one is playing and they always will end on the 3 spot? so they get xp every time if the game ends it starts again. I saw this guy bussy like this fore about 48 hours now he has 6300 xp this is stupid gaming!

Snpr Ic0n IV
Jan 5, 2008 9:59

well i had never seen a game that lasts less than 3 minutes but 10 seconds 45 secons 26 second holy crap this guy is a homo she should be banned couse i just think that is not possable im a captain that took me 2 months but this guy he got a genral in what 3 days 2 days man . you said it he has no social life .

Anonymous
Jan 11, 2008 20:47

Project Timez is terrible. his 50 is not legit. him and a few friends changed launguage on their xbox so they would get matched up in lone wolves every game and let him win. then in social doubles he had a friend quit for him every game thats why they were so short of games

REDPHIENIX
Jan 17, 2008 7:38

Halo is a skilled and strategy oriented game, this is just pitiful and a stain on Halo 3….

But the rest of us can legitametly own and make this just a funny memory ;)

Anonymous
Jan 18, 2008 19:10

he is a loser with no life and should have his account banned. he’s probaly 40 and lives at his mom’s house.

bbaacc123
Feb 14, 2008 21:22

yeah who gives a shit about him being a general grade 4. We can still pwn him. He proboly sucks balls anyways because he doesn’t try he did it all for looks and that’s just gay. I play to enjoy it not caring WTF I am I don’t really give an ass wth I am

Dlm m3m0ry3x
Feb 21, 2008 16:27

I think this guy is a sado killionare… Social friends run in middle killionare easy any 1 wanna game add me :-D

Anonymous
Feb 29, 2008 14:45

This is extremely easy to replicate. It was around in Halo 2 as well. You bridge or ARP poison your Xbox’s LAN IP with a computer on the same LAN, obtain your 3 friend’s IPs, add them all to your allowed list on your computer’s firewall, turn the firewall on and join Social Doubles the same time they do, the matchmaking system will try to connect you to others but you firewall blocks them from connecting, allowing only your allowed IPs to connect. The two other people leave the match after the game starts. This lets your team win, giving you XP. The only reason why this always says 10 seconds is that that is the lowest the timer counts to. Simple.

betteratlifethanyou
Feb 29, 2008 14:50

This can also be done in ranked matches to win games and level up your actual numeral level (50). It can be done for the benefit of everyone also, that way is called Circle Boosting, and today, using bridging or poisoning, its even easier.

Anonymous
Mar 4, 2008 8:38

hey the time is eight minutes! and 32 seconds i dont think his average life was 32 milliseconds that would be pretty bad for a so called “5″ star general avrasge life 32 milliseconds lol!

Lamboman23
Mar 5, 2008 19:04

THIS GUY IS A CHOWDER HEAD

X13
Mar 11, 2008 8:42

you bet!1

Anonymous
Apr 7, 2008 9:26

omg…. what so good about havin a good rankin anyway,games are designed 4 fun?…arnt they?

Anonymous
Apr 15, 2008 11:10

this guy isnt even ranked grade 4 general, or atleast he isnt anymore it says hes a sergent grade 2, and he really sucks.. check the new stats out. maybe bungie made him start over

Anonymous
Apr 21, 2008 21:29

If games are made for fun, which they were until MLG… why is there MLG… wait what?! Anyway, if look at that link now it says hr/she/it whatever is a sergeant.

Hazard010
Apr 25, 2008 13:06

well if you look at his service record now,he is a much lower rank. I think he hacked his service record on bungie, and changed his rank…..ive actually played this guy once and he was not a 5 star general

Anonymous
Apr 26, 2008 18:17

I wonder what he looks like under that helmet?

Anonymous
Apr 28, 2008 13:56

Lol, you guys are all retarded

Go to bungie.net and look him up.

He is nowhere near 50. There is a retard who is a colonel grade 2… high skill 40.

Then there’s someone who can’t even get an overkill, some dumb sergant.

H town born
Apr 30, 2008 15:46

dude i need a long way to go to get to that rank im sgt rank and im 5 skills to beat i think if i play him on cops and robbers he can be a good ol cop

Anonymous
May 5, 2008 15:11

ok, first of all if thats happening in all matchs then i think hes making the other team D/C…therefor they leave and he gets auto win…also for the untouchablees he could be doing standby..and thats how he got his 50 and all those wins…project noob FTL

Anonymous
May 5, 2008 15:13

oh btw this guy has been banned which is why you cant find that account…plus he is one reason for them taking out social doubles

ronniebhoy98
May 28, 2008 11:27

generals rule!!!!!!!!!!!

thatKid
Jun 20, 2008 8:58

he has been demoted lol sergeant grade 2 ftl?

UpfrontMarquis
Jun 26, 2008 20:05

this is a fake and look at his stats in halo 3 it sucks he proply looking for attention so he can have good people on his freinds list3

UpfrontMarquis
Jun 26, 2008 20:06

look at his fuking exp

UpfrontMarquis
Jun 27, 2008 0:02

could some body explain it easyer of wat he does

Anonymous
Jul 2, 2008 10:34

its called boosting once ppl become generals what else to do but become a five star

Anonymous
Jul 8, 2008 8:21

wow this kid has no life

Anonymous
Jul 15, 2008 16:24

he got stripped of his rank hahahahahaha

Anonymous
Jul 18, 2008 0:09

omg people. thats all i can say. why are ppl so serious about halo 3 i mean just playing pointless 10 second games just to get lots of exp! CMON play somthin different or go outside.

Anonymous
Jul 23, 2008 22:39

he is not a five star general he is a Sergeant
Grade 2

henri
Aug 28, 2008 8:53

when i go on his profile now he is a sergeant grade 2 and he doesnt have 50 skill and he has 56 exp or something so dont say this shit

Anonymous
Sep 2, 2008 18:17

this guy is a seargent…..

Buttnugget56
Dec 4, 2008 19:39

He is not a 5 star general go to bungie.net he is only a sergent grade 2. And besides ive only seen 1 person beat someone in 3mins it was my friend in swords. and plus every 5star general i have played against sucked bad they are the easyist people on the game.

biscuit thief
Dec 14, 2008 3:52

hey yeah theres another general i think has cheated cos i played him the other day an either he was modded or they’ve made it so a carbine can kill in 3 shots from full shield his gamertag is OMG itz Cookie check him out on BUNGIE there is some definite faggotry going on his EXP doesn’t add up i dont think hes done what the dude on this page did but he has modded his performance somehow

Anonymous
Dec 30, 2008 2:19

You wanna see a real general? Look up H0T CH33T0Z (those are zeros by the way) I’ve played with the guy like 2 or 3 times on team slayer (ranked) and he is ridiculous!

Anonymous
Feb 11, 2009 21:14

biscuit thief this is OMG itz Cookie, I don’t mod and I got my three 50’s legit so no trash talking please, FR me we should play some time

Anonymous
Mar 4, 2009 17:05

Lol Rank is not always everything I see a general and i laugh in their face! (well maybe not there face but ear.)

Anonymous
Apr 14, 2009 20:59

My friend is a Brigadier General with a highest skill of 49 and refuses to get a 50 so people don’t call him a booster or say something like “How much did your 50 cost?” Being a general makes people think you suck. Add Me if you want to play. GT: afells94

Miles
Apr 18, 2009 11:50

lol

Anonymous
Apr 26, 2009 16:20

Thats why none of my friends are high ranks, i try not to even talk to them, because a lot of them boost… but one of my friend’s friends ins a general grade 3 with like 3000 xp and he doesn’t boost. I’m a major grade 3 and my highest ranked friend is a colonel grade 3. Boosters deserve like a warning ban(like a 1-4 day ban) and if they do it again permanant ban.

Anonymous
Jun 6, 2009 15:08

Im sorry but this is all BS his rank is really Seargent Grade 2 so cut all the crap wow you bunch of noobs

CRistian 416
Jun 21, 2009 15:45

OMG Itz Cookie is a CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you go on Bungie, it shows that he went from colonel grade 1, to Brigadier Grade 1, to General grade 1, and then to General Grade 2. That is impossible to get your exp up 600 points in a day, while gaining ten high skill. I played him once and he cheated and got like two shot kills with the BR, when the lowest you can get it in is 4 with all headshots.

CRistian 416
Jun 21, 2009 15:47

and all of that was in one day which shows he cheated and hacked.

Anonymous
Aug 9, 2009 14:52

HAHA click the link that takes you to his profile… they made him start over… Hes a 34!!! the dude actually sucks balls

Anonymous
Aug 28, 2009 19:46

This is a fake article. I looked a ProJecT TimeZ’s service record and his current rank is 34 not 50.

admin
Aug 30, 2009 12:38

You’re wrong. This article is TRUE. You forgot to look at the original publish date of the post: November 7, 2007. Obviously, his account has changed since then.

alfred
Sep 3, 2009 8:08

5 star generals have no lives. they’re just fucking 40 yr olds playing all day, in their mom’s basement

Anonymous
Sep 16, 2009 0:54

He host booted guys….gosh >>

chezbot
Mar 9, 2010 10:23

ok. well i got mine legit. my GT is The Arkanum. look it up. im on the mlg pro circuit.

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